"Mystery Tape"
Illustration by Matt Swain
Story by Larry

Update: Don't bother trying to enter or get a copy of the cassette. After three
moves, I have no idea where it is. Besides, the Mystery Tape wasn't even worth
listening to.

Two people did try to give this riddle a try, and they did it over the phone without
even hearing the Mystery Tape. "I think we have that record at Bookmans." Yeah,
nice try, Petix.

The prize was horrible too. I was going to tape the promo box shut and mail it to the
winner, which would have been like mailing my kitchen garbage to Petix's house all
the way out in Tucson.

But seriously folks, thanks for playing. Better luck next time.